😂 Daily HaHa's September 28, 2024

Joke of the Day

Don’t challenge death to a pillow fight, unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 I once was bored so I decided to eat a clock to pass the time. It was very time consuming.

😁 My wife asked why I keep my guns in the library. I said it's for shelf-defense.

😁 Have you ever seen those "Give a penny, take a penny" things at convenience stores? That makes no cents.

Short Jokes

🤣 My friend talked me into lending her money for plastic surgery. I’ve been trying to get it back for months. Unfortunately, I have no idea what she looks like now.

🤣 A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and in an irritated voice, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you for anything, can I ?!”

🤣 A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the heck was that all about?’

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