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- 😂 Daily HaHa's September 30, 2024
😂 Daily HaHa's September 30, 2024
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Joke of the Day
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going there.
Kids/Dads Jokes
😁 Girl: You smell really good. Boy: Thanks, I use both my nostrils.
😁 The man who fell into the upholstery machine is fully recovered.
😁 Went to a lovely restaurant for dinner last night. I had the roast pelican. The food was great, but the bill was enormous.
Short Jokes
🤣 Not so bright American guy visiting the UK: “Are you two girls from England?” Girls: “Wales” Guy: “Are you two whales from England?
🤣 What’s the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer.
🤣 I was in a restaurant last night and the waitress gave me the wrong meal. It was meant for the physician sat at the table next to me. Afterwards, she said, “Did you enjoy it?”. I said, “Oh yes, it was just what the doctor ordered.”
Shower Thought
🤪 Every light switch is also a dark switch.
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