😂 Daily HaHa's August 10, 2024

"My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"

🤣 For the record, I should probably buy a turntable.

🤣 I asked the scientist at the end of his talk what happened before the Big Bang. He said, "sorry, no time".

🤣 A friend of mine works for a company that makes bikes. He's their spokesman.

🤣 My brother took going to jail pretty hard. He's refusing all food, he's spitting and screaming at everyone, he's refusing to wear clothes and he's threatening violence at anyone who comes near him. Our family is united in our decision: we're not going to play Monopoly with him anymore!

🤣 A lady on a commuter train is reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turns to the man next to her and asks, “Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?” “Really?” he says. “Have you tried a good mouthwash?”

🤣  Chuck Norris accidentally swallowed a pack of sleeping pills and blinked.

🤣  What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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