😂 Daily HaHa's August 11, 2024

Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident. They put me in the ICU.

🤣 I can't think of a better way to cross the lake. Canoe?

🤣 I took a banana to the doctor yesterday. It wasn't peeling well.

🤣 If every American owned a horse, the country would become more stable.

🤣 "Jim, I've seen slow workers, but you're one of my worst employees! Are you fast at anything?" Jim yawned. "Well, I get tired real quick!"

🤣 My doctor told me I have high blood pressure and short term memory loss. At least I don't have high blood pressure.

🤣 Hey Siri, why am I so bad with the ladies? Her response: "this is Alexa".

🤣  Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a round house.

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