😂 Daily HaHa's August 12, 2024

Told the psychologist that I kept thinking I worked at a cinema. He told me I was just projecting.

🤣 I saw a pig who plays the violin walking with a limp. Turns out he'd pulled a hamstring.

🤣 Had to get my knitting needles fixed. They just didn't seam right.

🤣 "How was your blind date?" a college student asked her room-mate. "Terrible!" the room-mate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?" "He was the original owner!"

🤣 I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I don't like visitors.

🤣 I went to see the doctor about my short-term memory problems – the first thing he did was make me pay in advance.

🤣 Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

🤣  Why do the signs that say “Slow Children” have a picture of a running child?

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