😂 Daily HaHa's August 13, 2024

An item for sale on Craigslist...

" Antique sewing table refinished by my wife, $30. [If she’s home, $100.] "

🤣 Why is the nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter!

🤣 My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name. So I called her Bluff.

🤣 A guy told me to buy shares in a company that makes alcohol from apples. He's was arrested for in-cider trading...

🤣 I told my boss that three companies were after me, so I needed a raise in pay to stay with the current job. He asked which companies? I told him gas, electric, and cable.

🤣 It seems I have spent a lifetime of mouthing mechanically, “Say thank you... Sit up straight... Use your napkin... Close your mouth when you chew... Don’t lean back in your chair...” Just when I finally got my husband squared away, the kids came along.

🤣 A no so bright young lady was recently hired at an office. Her first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop. She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order. "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" she asked. The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me." "Oh good!" the gal sighed in relief. "Then give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."

🤣 Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

🤣  Why do Kamikaze pilots wear seatbelts?

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