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- 😂 Daily HaHa's August 14, 2024
😂 Daily HaHa's August 14, 2024
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Julie Andrews has said she will no longer endorse cheap lipstick because it crumbles and makes her breath smell. She explained, “The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis.”
🤣 Members of the relay team. You gotta hand it to them.
🤣 My bike was steering me the wrong way so I called my cycologist.
🤣 Visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high, so I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.
🤣 Got kicked out of the Walmart break room today. They asked me what I was doing there, and I said “I’m on break, what do you think? They said, “but you don’t work here.” I told them, “I just went through self check out, clearly I do.”
🤣 The fitness trainer asked me, “What kind of squat are you accustomed to doing?” I told him, “Diddly.”
🤣 Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
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