😂 Daily HaHa's August 15, 2024

BREAKING NEWS!

Man gets hit by rental car…said it Hertz.

🤣 A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel hat. The bartender asks, “What’s with the paper towel hat?” The pirate says, “Arr, there be a Bounty on me head.”

🤣 I have a condition where I feel the need to steal library books. I should probably get that checked out.

🤣 I didn’t have time to jog this morning. I say that every day…it’s a running joke.

🤣 I think my wife has started to show the first signs of Alzheimer’s. She said she can’t remember what she ever saw in me.

🤣 I went to an authentic Mexican restaurant. The waiter poured the water and warned me not to drink it.

🤣 A lot of women actually turn into good drivers. So if you’re a good driver, watch out for turning women.

🤣 Chuck Norris has beaten a grizzly bear at arm wrestling. With one finger.

🤣  If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

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