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Sunday School Teacher: And then a man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city. She turned around and was turned into a pillar of salt. 5 year old in the class: What about the flea?

🤣 A three-foot, three-inch man knocked at my door. “Who might you be?” I asked. “I'm the meter man,” he replied.

🤣 A friend wanted to start collecting dogs so I gave him a couple of pointers.

🤣 My wife and I had a disagreement. She said, "You always play devil's advocate!" I said, "Well, not all the time."

🤣 A 4-year-old boy was asked to return thanks before Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food. He gave thanks for the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the pies, the cakes, even the Cool Whip. Then he paused, and everyone waited--and waited. After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?"

🤣 Chuck Norris's shadow has its own shadow.

🤣 What is unique about Humans? Humans are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

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