😂 Daily HaHa's August 6, 2024

My dad was a conjoined twin. We used to refer to his brother as my uncle on my father’s side.

🤣 Is today really August? Or are Julying to me?

🤣 My favorite Disney movie is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I just love a hero with a twisted back story.

🤣 I was arguing with a friend in Pizza Hut the other day when my best friend came over, grabbed the garlic bread and coleslaw from our table and ran off. I wish he would stop taking sides.

🤣 I asked the lady from the collection agency out on a date. She turned me down, but keeps calling. I told her, I'm too old for games.

🤣 Patient: "Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up...something to get me fired up and put me in a fighting mood. Did you put anything like that in this prescription?" Doctor: "No, not in the prescription. You'll find that in the bill."

🤣 Chuck Norris sleeps with both eyes open.

🤣  If you write a book on failure and it doesn’t sell, is it called a success?