😂 Daily HaHa's August 7, 2024

If I had a dollar for every woman who called me handsome...I'd have a dollar. Thanks Grandma.

🤣 Dim light bulbs or bright light bulbs? Watts the difference.

🤣 I invented gloves. OK, I'm lying, but I did have a hand in it.

🤣 Did you hear about the constipated accountant? Turns out he just couldn't budget.

🤣 Two fortune-tellers meet on the street: 'You're fine, how am I?'

🤣 Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I'll bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office. At 10:00 a.m., the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box of a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1:00 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates was delivered. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"

🤣 If you write "Chuck Norris" in your college entrance, you will be accepted at any university.

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