😂 Daily HaHa's August 8, 2024

My wife was furious at me for kicking dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator. But now it's just water under the fridge.

🤣 I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height. They didn’t like me critter sizing.

🤣 My wife and I had a really good relationship until we bought a waterbed a few months ago. Now we've just sort of drifted apart.

🤣 Did you know that the Ancient Romans had four types of poison: Poisons I, II, and III instantly killed the victim upon contact. Poison IV, however, just made the victim extremely itchy.

🤣 Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you? Student: Meat!

Teacher: Very good! Now, what does the pig give you? Student: Bacon!

Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you? Student: Homework!

🤣 Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

🤣  If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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