😂 Daily HaHa's July 10, 2024

A friend asked, "Would you ever consider adoption?" I said, “Yes. Absolutely! But…if we did, we’d want our kids to go to a good home”.

👉️ A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice. Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied. Said the store manager, "Sorry, kid, but baggers can't be juicers."

👉️ Ants that can't speak are mutants.

👉️ Mr. and Mrs. Case are proud to announce the birth of their baby boy, Justin!

👉️ People think learning Roman numbers is difficult, but when you get to 159, everything CLIX.

👉️ My bank recently called me to let me know I had an outstanding balance. I said, “Thanks, I used to do gymnastics” and hung up the phone. That was nice of them.

👉️ I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far. This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant."

👉️ Whenever i have a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from the children, like the bottle says.

👉️ It's so sad that in New York, someone gets mugged every ten seconds. Poor guy.