😂 Daily HaHa's July 11, 2024

I thought our goat was giving birth. Turns out she was just kidding.

👉️ My first house had a four foot ceiling. I couldn’t stand living there.

👉️ Engineers have made a car that can run on mint. Hopefully they’ll soon make busses and trains run on thyme.

👉️ Last night I had a horrifying dream that disco was making a comeback. At first, I was afraid, I was petrified ♫

👉️ The Beach Boys walk into a bar. ♫ “Round?” “Round” “Get a round?” “I’ll get a round.” ♪

👉️ A study has shown that 9 out of 10 men agree with with their wife is always right - the 10th hasn’t been seen since the survey has been taken.

👉️ Wife: I’m sick of your deer hunting obsession! Even our son is affect by it! Husband: Please leave Buck out of this.

👉️ Husband: Honey, did I ever tell you that you cook well? Wife: Awww, no babe. Husband: So why do you keep cooking?

👉️ Went swimming today and I peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.