😂 Daily HaHa's July 12, 2024

The Eqyptians’ were great builders up to a point.

👉️ A cowboy dreamed of adopting a dachshund. He wanted to get a long little doggie.

👉️ Heard a huge bang at the cheese factory and suddenly the only thing left was de Brie.

👉️ What was the Soviet Union's most secretive insect? The Cagey Bee.

👉️ Saw someone in line at the supermarket with salmon and honey. Just the bear necessities.

👉️ Two roofers, Larry and Joe, were on the roof laying tile, when a sudden a wind gust came and knocked down their ladder. “I have an idea,” said Larry. “We’ll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder.” "What, do you think, that I’m stupid?" replied Joe. “I have and idea! I’ll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light.” Larry wasn't having it. "What, do you think that I’m stupid? You’ll just turn off the flashlight when I’m halfway down.”

👉️ A man with authority walked into a bar. He ordered everyone a round.

👉️ Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

👉️ The Catholic patron Saint of copying people on email is Saint Francis of a CC.