😂 Daily HaHa's July 13, 2024

Got to name my sister’s newborn twins!

Welcome to the world, Denise and Denephew!

👉️ I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

👉️ Chinese takeout: $12 Tip: $3 Get homing to find out they forgot part of my order: Riceless

👉️ The Egyptians claim there are no crocodiles in their country. I think they're just in da Nile.

👉️ I just finished reading a brilliant book called: “How to avoid getting ripped off” … Best $100 I ever spent.

👉️ A man in a hurry, taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. "Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" the man said. "Aw, Dad, it's probably okay," the son said. "The police car right behind us just did the same thing."

👉️ While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?" "Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"