😂 Daily HaHa's July 15, 2024

👉️ "Have you ever read The Hunchback of Notre Dame? " my nephew asked. I said, " I can't remember, but it rings a bell. "

👉️ Left my phone under my pillow last night and when I woke up it was gone and there was a dollar there. I think it was the Bluetooth fairy.

👉️ I hate being bipolar. It's amazing.

👉️ I was so poor growing up, I didn't build sandcastles - I built sand mobile homes.

👉️ My girlfriend dumped me, and I’m pretty sure it’s because I'm always one step ahead of her. I said, "Your bags are in the car. "