😂 Daily HaHa's July 16, 2024

😂 Baseball coach: "We have no left-handed pitchers on the team." Me: "Well, all righty then."

😂 Why did the Canadian cross the road? Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

😂 I hadn't been to confession in a long time, so I forgot the protocol. Apparently, you're supposed to say, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned" and not, "Get comfortable, Father; this is gonna take a while. But I'll try to make it funny."

🤣 Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons, and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."