😂 Daily HaHa's July 19, 2024

😆 I like to put coriander on my blended tomatoes. It's soup-herb.

😆 Castles were great places to go to party. They were famous for their knight life.

😆 A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia. 

😆 An angry motorist approached the owner of a car repair shop. "Six months ago, I bought an expensive battery here and you said it would be the last battery my car would ever need. And now it's already dead!" The owner apologized. "I'm sorry, sir. When I told you that, I didn't think your car would last six months!"