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- π Daily HaHa's July 2, 2024
π Daily HaHa's July 2, 2024



First time I saw a universal remote control, I thought to myself, "this changes everything".

ποΈ Surprised to see two of the staff in my local coffee shop get into a loud argument and start yelling at each other about how long to leave the tea bag in a cup of hot water. The manager said it had been brewing for a long time.
ποΈ Failed a quiz by using the wrong pencil to fill in the answers - it just wasn't 2B.
ποΈ Did you hear about the guy that got arrested for stealing hay? He made bale.

ποΈ Just discovered that thereβs a small library in my town. They sure kept that quiet.
ποΈ Break News: Man addicted to brake fluid! Says he can stop anytime.
ποΈ Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: Here you are my poor friend. Friend: Wow! Thanks! Iβm rich! Robinhood [narrows his eyes]: Youβre what?



The horrible truth behind marshmallow ranches. When they are fat from grazing all summer, they will be slaughtered to make smaller ones, bagged and sold in stores. Some are cut up and held over a fire while still alive!



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