πŸ˜‚ Daily HaHa's July 2, 2024

First time I saw a universal remote control, I thought to myself, "this changes everything".

πŸ‘‰οΈ Surprised to see two of the staff in my local coffee shop get into a loud argument and start yelling at each other about how long to leave the tea bag in a cup of hot water. The manager said it had been brewing for a long time.

πŸ‘‰οΈ Failed a quiz by using the wrong pencil to fill in the answers - it just wasn't 2B.

πŸ‘‰οΈ Did you hear about the guy that got arrested for stealing hay? He made bale.

πŸ‘‰οΈ Just discovered that there’s a small library in my town. They sure kept that quiet.

πŸ‘‰οΈ Break News: Man addicted to brake fluid! Says he can stop anytime.

πŸ‘‰οΈ Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: Here you are my poor friend. Friend: Wow! Thanks! I’m rich! Robinhood [narrows his eyes]: You’re what?

The horrible truth behind marshmallow ranches. When they are fat from grazing all summer, they will be slaughtered to make smaller ones, bagged and sold in stores. Some are cut up and held over a fire while still alive!

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