😂 Daily HaHa's July 20, 2024

😆 I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk but I never got the chants.

😆 Turned down a job in the laundry at a monastery as I didn’t want to pick up any dirty habits.

😆 I think I’m gonna take up coin collecting. The change will do me good.

😆 Was out camping when a monk tried to sell me flowers but I said no. I like to do my part to prevent florist friars.

😆 In an American history discussion group, the professor was trying to explain how society's ideal of beauty changes with time. "For example," he said, "take the 1921 Miss America. She stood five feet, one inch tall, weighed 108 pounds and had measurements of 30-25-32. How do you think she'd do in today's version of the contest?" The class fell silent for a moment. Then one student piped up, "Not very well." "Why is that?" asked the professor. "For one thing," the student pointed out, "She'd be way too old!"