😂 Daily HaHa's July 21, 2024

Did you hear about the constipated dyslexic? He had trouble moving his elbow.

😆 What do monkeys use to make their sandwiches? Banana bread.

😆 I just realized my kitchen countertop is made out of marble. And all these years I have been taking it for granite.

😆 Pulled out a nose hair today to see it if hurt -- judging by the reaction of the man asleep next to me on the plane, it seems pretty painful.

😆 "Dad! You just make up rules!" "I do not. Like what?" "Like if I don't clean my room a portal will open and take me to another dimension." "Well, that is what happened to your older brother." "I have an older brother?"

😆 If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win…forever.