😂 Daily HaHa's July 22, 2024

I found my wife's Tinder profile. I'm so angry about her lies! She is not "fun to be around."

😆 I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex. He’s a small arms dealer.

😆 A book fell on my head the other day. I only have my shelf to blame though.

😆 My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo…I had to put my foot down.

😆 A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says "have you heard about the mad cow disease going around?" The other one says "yeah, makes me glad I'm a penguin."

😆 When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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