😂 Daily HaHa's July 23, 2024

Man died after being crushed against a mirror. Witnesses said: "he saw it coming"

🤣 Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was “Bach, Bach, Bach…”

🤣 A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

🤣 How do mathematicians scold their children? “If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…

🤣 A ship sailing past a remote island spots a man who has been stranded there for several y ears. The captain goes ashore to rescue the man and notices there are 3 huts…

“What’s the first hut for?” he asks. “That’s my house,” says the castaway. “What’s the second hut for?” “That’s my church.” “And the third hut?” “Oh, that?” sniffs the castaway. “That’s the church I used to go to.”

🤣 Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. And got one.

🤣 Chuck Norris once made fire by rubbing two ice cubes.