😂 Daily HaHa's July 24, 2024

My wife left me today. She says I put sports ahead of our relationship. We were together for 6 seasons.

🤣 I’ve been teaching my dog to fetch tools from the shed. He’s not perfect but he knows the drill.

🤣 Mr. and Mrs. Wong have a baby boy. The nurse brings out a WHITE baby boy. The confused father says, two Wong’s don’t make a white and they named him Sum Ting Wong.

🤣 In Las Vegas there are more Catholic Churches that casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed. Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect all their offerings, then send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting, and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cash them in. This is done by the chip monks.

🤣 I was sitting on the couch with my wife and said, “I love you”, She looked at me and said, “It that you or the beer talking?” I replied, “It’s me…talking to the beer.”

🤣 I phoned into my local radio station today. When the guy answered the phone he said “Congratulations on being our 1st caller, all you have to do is answer the next question correctly to win our grand prize.” Whoohoo! I shouted with joy! He said, “It’s a math question…feeling confident?” “I’ve got a degree in math and I teach math at our local school.” I said proudly. He said, “Ok then, to win the 2 VIP tickets to see Justin Bieber and meet him back stage afterwards…what is 2+2?” “7.” I replied.

🤣 Chuck Norris was once bitten by a poisonous snake. And after a week of excruciating pain, the snake died.