😂 Daily HaHa's July 26, 2024

I'm thinking of trying out a new haircut, but I probably ought to mullet over first.

🤣 My wife was livid when I told her I used all of our savings to start a business producing wind chimes. But I think it’s a pretty sound investment.

🤣 And the award for best neckwear goes to…well would you look at that…it's a tie.

🤣 If I bring you breakfast in bed, a polite “thank you” will suffice. Not all these other questions like “Who are you?” and “How did you get in my house?”

🤣 I love a good bargain! While I was out shopping the other day, I saw a sign in a window that said “Smart TV for $5, volume stuck on full.” There’s no way I can turn that down!

ME: I'll see you in a month. WIFE: Don't forget to write. ME: It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill…Sharon.

🤣 Chuck Norris can play Jenga with Stonehenge.