😂 Daily HaHa's July 27 2024

My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead, she’s at the ER now, her face is swollen and bruised, she almost died! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel!

🤣 I connected my new phone to the cloud, then I had mist calls.

🤣 I invented a cold air balloon, but it didn't really take off.

🤣 Had a job as a delivery driver once. Had to drop off a huge load of bubble wrap to an office. They told me to pop it in the corner. Took me hours.

🤣 Read about a new website called NeedleInaHayStack.com. Took me forever to find it.

🤣 I had dinner once with a chess Grand Master in a restaurant with checked tablecloths....It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

My Date: “Do you have any children?” Me: “Yes, I have one that’s just under two.” My Date: “I may be blond, but I know how many one is!”

🤣 Chuck Norris has a diary, it is called the Guinness Book Of World Records.

• Mountain tonic 93% more powerful than Ozempic?

• Bake a dog bone. Extreme pet business profits. Step by step pet business start-up guide.

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