😂 Daily HaHa's July 28 2024

A friend of mine got a job as a judge for a mime talent contest. It’s the quiet ones you’ve got to watch.

🤣 How do you get clean in outer space? You take a meteor shower.

🤣 I once swallowed a book of synonyms. It’s gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.

🤣 Sister Ruth at our church got promoted to safeguarding members financial information. Her new title is Nun of Your Business.

🤣 A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

"Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

🤣 Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

🤣 If Fed Ex and UPS merge, would they call it Fed UP?

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