😂 Daily HaHa's July 29 2024

Friend of mine is an expert in making clown shoes. It’s no small feat.

🤣 I spotted a lion at the zoo the other day. He looks like a leopard now.

🤣 My friend use to work in a circus and did the human cannonball act. When he retired they never replaced him as they couldn’t find anyone else of the same caliber.

🤣 A few years ago, I asked the girl in the pet grooming shop out to dinner. She couldn’t make it though, she was washing her hare.

🤣 I had a friend who was a clown and performed on stilts. I always looked up to him.

🤣 "Congratulations my boy!" said the groom's uncle. "I'm sure you'll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life." "But I'm not getting married until tomorrow," protested his nephew. "I know," replied the uncle.

🤣 Chuck Norris knows the last digit of the number pi. 

🤣 Why does “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?

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