😂 Daily HaHa's July 3, 2024

My wife called me at the bar. "If you aren't home in ten minutes, I'll give your dinner to the dog!" I hurried home. I really love that dog.

👉️ I don't trust people who do acupuncture. They're back stabbers

👉️ Local buffalo farm recently celebrated their 200th anniversary. It was their Bisontennial.

👉️ What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad.

👉️ I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

👉️ A swan walks into a bar, and the owner saw him and said: "I named my bar after you." The swan says "you call your pub Dave?"

👉️ I visited a postcard factory yesterday. It was good, but nothing to write home about.

Wow, these IRS scams are getting harder and harder to identify…