😂 Daily HaHa's July 31 2024

They were considering adding hide and seek to the 2024 Olympics, but good players were hard to find.

🤣 Why do gas stations charge you to fill up your tires? Inflation.

🤣 I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

🤣 I'm really bad at understanding some common phrases and vice versa.

🤣 An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."

The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?" The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know...the one that is red and has thorns." "Do you mean a rose?" "Oh, yes," the man said, and then he turned toward the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

🤣 Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

🤣 How come abbreviated is such a long word?

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