😂 Daily HaHa's July 4, 2024

💥 What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed? The Fodder of Our Country!

💥 What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liber-tea.

💥 What was the most popular dance in 1776? Indepen-dance.

💥 Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings.

💥 What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington? One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill.

💥 Why doesn’t fire get to enjoy a day off on the Fourth of July? Because fire works.

💥 Guys with an eyepatch and 3 fingers sell the best fireworks!

💥 Also, brace Yourselves, because low quality 15 second videos of fireworks are coming!

💥 MOST IMPORTANTLY: If you drink a fifth on the fourth, you may not go forth on the fifth… #StaySafe