😂 Daily HaHa's July 5, 2024

A sweater I bought was picking up too much static electricity so I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.

👉️ Friend of mine just lost a game of Scrabble. Didn’t look good from the word go.

👉️ My friend has got a butler who only has one arm. Serves him right.

👉️ What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who’s run out of protein? No whey Jose.

👉️ Saw a sign for a beginner's yoga class. It said - "Enquire Within".

👉️ A book just fell on my head. I’ve only got myshelf to blame.

👉️ The mother who injected her 8 year-old child with Botox for a beauty pageant has lost custody of her. Her daughter didn’t look surprised.

👉️ If you're buying a watch on Amazon and it says you can swim with it on -- this only applies if you can swim without it on.

👉️ When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there’s no domestic violence going on.

👉️ I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants…but he’s not buying it, in fact he’s still making fun of me.