😂 Daily HaHa's July 6, 2024

Yesterday I had these two guys knock on the door and ask me if I would like to donate the community swimming pool. I said, yes I would love to but didn’t have any cash on me so I gave them a glass of water.

👉️ What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker? Hop in.

👉️ Forgot to go to the dress rehearsal of the silent film that I was suppose to be in. Mime mistake.

👉️ I’ve invented a new game called Silent Tennis. It’s like regular tennis but without all the racquet.

👉️ My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

👉️ I used to be a narcissist. But now look at me.

👉️ Someone stole my mood ring, I don’t know how I feel about that.

👉️ Wife: That's it, Harvey! I'm leaving! Husband: Is it because I act like I know everything? Wife: Yes! Husband: I knew it!

👉️ I still remember what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket…“How far do you think I can kick this bucket?”