😂 Daily HaHa's July 7, 2024

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My dog ate some Scrabble tiles. He’s been leaving little messages around the house for days.

👉️ Finally kicked my chocolate, marshmallow, and nut habit. Not gonna lie, it was a rocky road.

👉️ I used to play piano by ear. Now I just use my hands.

👉️ If your puppy is running a fever, smear some mustard on it. That’s the best thing to put on a hot dog.

👉️ My father owned a coal company, but mostly kept it to himself. Mined his own business.

👉️ My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said, “No, we all seem to enjoy it.”

👉️ My boss calls me “the computer”. Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.

👉️ You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win a game? That’s not allowed in bowling. I know that now.

👉️ It was so hot today that I saw a bird blow on a worm before eating it.