😂 Daily HaHa's July 8, 2024

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

👉️ So this morning I saw a guy dragging a clam on a leash behind him. I thought, it must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.

👉️ I like to put coriander on my blended tomatoes. It's soup herb.

👉️ Castles were great places to go to party. They were famous for their knight life.

👉️ ️ I’m not saying I order from Amazon a lot, but I just received a wedding invitation from one of their drivers.

👉️ I’m so ugly that as a kid, when we played spin the bottle, if they didn’t want to kiss you they’d have to give you a quarter. By the time I was 12, I owned my own home.

👉️ Had a silent disco at home and the mime next door came round to complain about it.