😂 Daily HaHa's July 9, 2024

My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokin3bndu4%&JM&K9em*m#dmzmab

👉️ Many will know about Samson, the strong Biblical warrior. His dad, Samsonite, was even more of a hard case.

👉️ Lumberjack: I can cut a log in half just by looking at it. Me: That’s impossible. Lumberjack: I saw it with my own eyes.

👉️ I failed my calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.

👉️ My final exam at baking school was a piece of cake.

👉️ I made a blond donation today. Sorry, I meant “blood donation.” Type O.

👉️ My wife just asked me if she was boring me. She said I yawned 5 times while she was talking to me. I said those were not yawns. They were 5 attempts to speak.

👉️ Little Mario came home from school crying. "Mom! At school, everybody calls me mafioso." "Don't worry, son. I'll talk to that principal tomorrow." "Thanks, Mom. Please make it look like an accident."

👉️ It's been really hot this summer. The other day I saw a robin pulling a worm out of the ground using potholders.