😂 Daily HaHa's - June 10, 2024

Joke of the Day

I can count on one hand the number of times I've visited the nuclear disaster site in Chernobyl...it's 14.

Kids/Dads

😂 Q: How do spies send secret messages in a forest? A: By moss code.

😂 How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.

😂 I ate the last piece of flan that my wife and I have been fighting over. I won the custardy battle.

😂 Dear Lord…Thank you for these noodles I'm about to eat and the good deal I got buying them in bulk at Costco. RA-MEN!

Short

😂 I come from a family of failed magicians - I have 2 half sisters.

😂 Cop: "Can you describe the person who robbed you?" Me: "He had on a black shirt and hat with a green apron and charged me $6 for coffee"

😂 Never been to the blindfold shooting range? You don't know what you're missing.

Long

😂 Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing standing up. Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell the wife?" They draw straws. Goldberg picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. "Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me." Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment and knocks on the door. The wife answers and asks what he wants. Goldberg declares, "Your husband just lost $500 and is afraid to come home. "The wife says, "Tell him to drop dead!" I'll go tell him," says Goldberg.

Social Media Posts

😉 My main job as a husband is to taste things that my wife thinks taste like they've gone bad and tell her if they taste bad.

🙃 For a very short period of time, you were the youngest person in the world.

😉 If a person eats a dessert and no one is around to Instagram it, did it even happen?

😏 Upon graduation from the University of Phoenix, do they just send you a screen capture of your degree?

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