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😂 Daily HaHa's - June 11, 2024

😂 Daily HaHa's - June 11, 2024

June 11, 2024

Joke of the Day

The jogger who overslept found himself running late.

Kids/Dads

😂 I asked the carpenter how much my new construction project was going to cost…I wanted him to level with me.

😂 I remember when I owned a recliner chair in the 1980’s. That’s me going way back.

😂 My buddy got a job as a server at a restaurant. With his experience he brings a lot to the table.

😂 Customer: I’m looking to buy a 40 watt lightbulb. Clerk: For what? Customer: No, it needs to be 40.

😂 Astronauts on the International Space Station are feeling claustrophobic. I guess the need more space.

Short

😂 My wife asked if spiders smell. I said, probably, they have 8 armpits.

😂 I once entered the world kleptomaniac championship. I took gold, silver and bronze

😂 Fun Fact: The confetti you see in Times Square on New Years Eve is made from one CVS receipt.

😂 So after arguing for an hour with a man who said I was in his seat, he finally said…”OK, YOU fly the plane” …

Long

😂 A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk, and stopped inches from a store window.

For a second, everything was quiet in the cab. Then the driver said, "Look, buddy, don't ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver — I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."