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😂 Daily HaHa's - June 12, 2024

😂 Daily HaHa's - June 12, 2024

June 12, 2024

Joke of the Day

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside? I have like 50 wooden balls already.

Kids/Dads

😂 I have to have a root canal done. Just the thought of it is unnerving.

😂 Argentina is surprisingly cold. In fact, it’s bordering on Chile.

😂 Santa without a GPS is a lost Claus.

😂 Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.

Short

😂 I'm not one to brag about my finances, but my bank calls me almost every day to tell me my account balance is outstanding!

😂 I got a text saying that I won my choice of $100 cash or tickets to an Elvis Presley tribute act. It said to press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.

😂 Ironically the guy that stole my diary and Bible got in a serious car accident. My thoughts & prayers are with him.

😂 I was initially skeptical about the pastor pronouncing the benediction while wearing a fake moustache, but it proved to be a blessing in disguise

Long

😂 During a county-wide drive to round up all unlicensed dogs, a patrolman signaled a car to pull over to the curb. When the driver asked why he had been stopped, the officer pointed to the big dog sitting on the seat beside him and asked, "Does your dog have a license?" "No," the man said, "he doesn't need one." "Yes he does," answered the officer. "But," said the driver, "I always do all the driving."