😂 Daily HaHa's - June 13, 2024

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Joke of the Day

How do you know if someone is hitchhiking or just complimenting your driving?

Kids/Dads

😂 What do you call a man with a pole through his leg? Rodney

😂 Once you’ve seen one shopping plaza, you’ve seen the mall.

😂 I often wonder if the person who discovered electromagnetism was ever inducted into the hall of fame.

😂 A poker player who lost his arm and got a prosthetic replacement is finding it hard to deal with.

Short

😂 My dad always told me, “don’t be too quick to find faults”. Great man, terrible geologist.

😂 Dentist: "I'm going to have to give you a crown." Patient: "Finally! Someone who understands me!"

😂 The doorbell rang and the lady of the house discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, on the front door. “Lady,” he announced, “I’m the piano tuner. ”The lady exclaimed, “Why, I didn’t send for a piano tuner. ”The man replied, “I know, but your neighbors did.”

Long

😂  Willie loved the horses. Every penny he earned went to the racetrack. But when his wife got sick and was rushed to the hospital, Willie went to a friend, explained his emergency, and asked for a loan. "Please, Bob, you gotta help me. I need cash for her medical bills!" Bob answered, "I'm not giving you money, Willie! You'd just spend it at the track!" Willie huffed, "Don't be silly, Bob. I've got gambling money!"

😂 A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Mom, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Mom. Guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle." Stunned, the young man says, "That's amazing, Mom. You're right. How did you know?" - "I don't like her," she says.

Social Media Posts

😂 How can it be considered stealing when the Wi-Fi signal is trespassing in my house?

😂 Sometimes I call the number on the missing cat posters and just meow.

😂 My father has schizophrenia, but he’s good people.

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