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😂 Daily HaHa's - June 14, 2024

😂 Daily HaHa's - June 14, 2024

June 14, 2024

Joke of the Day

Don't buy whitening toothpaste It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days. 15 days have come and gone...and I am still Asian.

Kids/Dads

😂 What do you call a German with a bad attitude? A sour Kraut.

😂 A man got arrested for assaulting someone with a defibrillator. The victim said that he was gonna press charges.

😂 What game do they play at Mexican carnivals? Guaca-mole!

😂 Why are atoms so serious? Because they're no laughing matter.

Short

😂 If anyone wants to sponsor me, I'm doing a 0.0002km run to raise awareness for laziness.

😂 A male fly notices a rather attractive female fly lounging on a pile of cow manure. The male fly swoops down net to her and says, "Excuse me, but is this stool taken?"

😂 Girls that don't get asked out as often as their friends can feel outdated.

Long

😂 The captain of a cavalry fort was having breakfast when his lieutenant ran in the door. “Captain,” he said with a salute, “we’ve just received an urgent letter from our desert outpost. It states their dire need of water.” “The water supply should arrive there in a few days. They can wait,” said the captain. “Sir, I don’t believe so,” the lieutenant replied. “The stamp was attached to the envelope with a clip.”