😂 Daily HaHa's - June 15, 2024

Joke of the Day

Pray for my chimney sweep, he came down with the flue. And also please pray for my roofer -- he came down with the shingles!

Kids/Dads

😂 A dermatologist friend started his career from scratch.

😂 Applied for a job extracting coal but they said I didn't have the right experience. Never mined.

😂 A friend of mine got a job as a judge for a mime talent contest. It's the quiet ones you've got to watch.

😂 I always find that deflation is a bit of a let down.

Short

😂 A chicken and an egg walk into a bar.  The barman says, "Who's first?"

😂 If I had to describe myself in one word it would be "not very good at following instructions".

😂 I called the National Association of Procrastination, they said they'd call me back.

😂 A woman walks into a library and asks for a book about curiosity. The librarian says "why do you want that"?

Long

😂 The proprietor welcomed Oliver to his small restaurant. "We don't have a menu. We'll serve you anything you request." "What, anything?" "Yes, anything at all." "In that case, I would like a bowl of camel's tail soup." "Very well. There will be a short wait." Oliver waited over an hour before a waiter brought a tureen of fragrant soup. He was thoroughly delighted and asked for the proprietor. "The soup was quite good, but was it really camel's tail soup?" The proprietor said, "It surely was. If you don't believe me, I can show you." He led Oliver out the back of the restaurant, into his car, and they drove far into the countryside, to an enormous farm with seemingly every kind of exotic plant, bird, and animal. They went to a compound which held a camel with a mere stump of a tail, bandaged and bloody. "That's where your soup came from," he announced. Oliver was flummoxed. "Remarkable, but surely there are requests you can't satisfy." "Well, yes, there was that one time when a customer asked for crocodile liver on toast, and we were out of bread!"

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