😂 Daily HaHa's - June 16, 2024

Joke of the Day

If four out of five people suffer from radiation poisoning, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Kids/Dads

😂 I've just written a song about tortillas; actually, it’s more of a wrap.

😂 “Want to hear a joke about paper? It’s tear-able!”

😂 My buddy is awesome at grilling steaks. They are all very well done

😂 What do you call a fish with no eye? FSH

Short

😂 I walked past a farm, and a sign said, “Duck, eggs.” I thought that was an unnecessary comma. And then it hit me.

😂 I had amnesia once -- maybe twice.

😂 I couldn’t stand my son's long hair any longer, so I dragged him to the barber and said...“Give him a crew cut”. The barber did just that, and so help me, I found I’d been bringing up somebody else’s son!

😂 I asked the bus driver "How long will the next bus be?" He replied "Same length as this one."

Long

😂 A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Dear, would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," replied the little girl, shyly." Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie," the woman said. Her daughter took a deep breath, bowed her head, and solemnly said, "Dear Lord, why did I invite all these people to dinner!?!"

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