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😂 Daily HaHa's - June 17, 2024

😂 Daily HaHa's - June 17, 2024

June 17, 2024

Joke of the Day

A friend of mine won Dentist of the Year. All he got was a little plaque.

Kids/Dads

😂 Gravity is a fundamental force. If you remove it, you get gravy.

😂 A friend just gave me a sugar cube as a gift. I thought it was very sweet.

😂 Bought some graffiti proof paint. It's unremarkable.

😂 Friend of mine got a job as a road cleaner who only works after dark. I don't know how he sweeps at night.

Short

😂 I used to always go the extra mile. That's why I lost my taxi driving license.

😂 I love helium. I just can't speak highly enough about it.

😂 I didn’t realize my uncle had a false tooth until it came out in conversation.

😂 Took a dip in the local pool. The lifeguard said "what have you got there?" I said "hummus".

Long

😂 A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day! What do you think it means?" With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight." That evening, the man came home with a small package and handed it to his wife. With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the package to find a book entitled, "The Meaning of Dreams."