😂 Daily HaHa's - June 18, 2024

Joke of the Day

I have a friend who writes music about sewing machines. He’s a singer songwriter. Or sew it seams.

Kids & Dads

😂 Asked a frog how to open a package of potato chips. He said, "rip it".

😂 Pleased to say I got a degree in agricultural studies. I'm qualified to work in various fields.

😂 My wife told me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can’t read anything.

😂 What do you call it when your feet fall asleep? Coma toes.

😂 The sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.

Short

😂 A vegan told me, "People who sell meat are disgusting." I told him, "People who sell vegetables are grocer!"

😂 Give a man a duck and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to duck and he'll never walk into a bar.

😂 Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.

😂 A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Long

😂 There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don't forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. "You might want to write it down," she said. The husband said, "No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream." She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. "Write it down," she told him, and again he said, "No, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream." Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. "Write it down," she told her husband and again he said, "No, I got it. You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top." So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes. He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon. The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, "Where's the toast?"

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