🤣 Daily HaHa's - June 19, 2024

Joke of the Day

“Today is chest and leg day!”

-me, ordering at KFC

Kids & Dads

😂 Two teams of engineers were arguing about who owned the rights to a space probe, but they decided to satellite out of court.

😂 Someone was trying to steel head sculptures from the local museum but he was busted.

😂 Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

😂 Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train? A: One says, "Spit out your gum," and the other says, "Choo choo choo!"

Short

😂 I bumped into an old friend. I thought he’d be happy to see me, but he just kept going on about the damage.

😂 Just left the grocery store, and the kid bagging my stuff asked if I wanted paper or plastic. I told him I didn’t care and he could decide for me. He told me that I had to pick because baggers can’t be choosers.

😂 I called my wife to see if she wanted me to pick up Fish & Chips on my way home from work. She hung up on me - I think she’s still mad that she let me name the twins.

Long

😂 On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parents' names?" The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling." The teacher said, "Are you kidding?" The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking."

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