😂 Daily Haha's - June 2, 2024

Joke of the Day

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car? I don’t know, but I heard it's not wreck-amended.

Kids

😂 What kind of sharks live in the desert? Sand sharks.

😂 What did the boa say to the python? I have a crush on you.

Dads

😂 A guy goes to see a therapist and tell him he keeps having 2 recurring dreams, “one night I'm a wigwam, next time a teepee”. Doctor says, “that’s easy, you're just two tents”.

😂 If you make an oriental dizzy.... does he become dis-oriented?

😂 So, I just heard about the 7.5 earthquake in New Zealand...seems a lot of people are shaken up about it.

Short

😂 "Susan, will you marry me?" "Oh yes Johnny, yes! Yes!". Ten grand later and it's still the best prank I ever pulled on my twin brother.

😂 I used to date a girl with cataracts and things were going great until one day she stopped seeing me.

😂 What's the difference between a lawyer and an Irishman? One has passed a BAR.

😂 What happens when the smog lifts in Los Angeles? U.C.L.A

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