🤣 Daily HaHa's - June 20, 2024

Joke of the Day

Local origami shop is getting busier and busier. They told me their business is in creasing.

Wordplay

😂 Lost my restaurant job because I couldn't slice the condiments properly. I just didn't cut the mustard.

😂 I don't like jokes about small memory sticks one bit.

😂 Finally, the inventor of the clock has released his autobiography. It's about time.

Short

😂 Terrorists are now planting bombs in tins of alphabet soup. If one them explodes it could spell disaster.

😂 Somebody asked me what represents S in morse code. I said…

😂 I was clinging on for dear life. As the rescue team approached one of the guys shouted: " Whatever you do, don't look down. " So I started smiling.

Story

😂 A man goes to the dentist for his six-month exam. The man tells the dentist, “My teeth are great. I never use mouthwash, rarely brush my teeth, never floss, never use a breath mint, and eat onions and garlic with just about every meal. I also never have bad breath.” The dentist agrees his teeth are decent, but he will need an operation. “On what?” the man asks. The dentist responds quickly, “Your nose.”

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