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🤣 Daily HaHa's - June 21, 2024

🤣 Daily HaHa's - June 21, 2024

June 21, 2024

Joke of the Day

You know what they say about cliffhangers…

Wordplay

😂 Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships just don't work out.

😂 What do you get if you cross minks and pines? Very expensive fur trees.

😂 Do rabbits use combs? No. They use hare brushes.

😂 Are giraffes intelligent? Yes. They're one of the highest forms of animal life.

Short

😂 What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

😂 My wife told me I was incapable of multitasking. So I got drunk and embarrassed her at the same time.

😂 It was a very long and boring sermon. As one parishioner left the church, he said: "Pastor, today your sermon reminded me of the peace and love of God." The pastor was thrilled: "Really? Tell me why." "Because it endured forever".

😂 I like to swap the M and N keys on people's keyboards at the office. Some would say that I'm a monster, but I would say I'm a nomster.

Story

😂 A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You are beautiful.” Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, “You are cute!” The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful,” it was now “cute.” She said, “What happened to ‘beautiful’?” Her husband replied, “The drugs are wearing off!”